- Do you speak English?

- Yes

- Name?

- Abdul Al-Rashib.

- Sex?

- 3 to 5 times a week.

- No, I mean..male/female?

- Yes, male,female and sometimes camels.

- Holy cow!

- Yes, cows, sheep...Animals in general.

- But isn't it hostile?

- Horse style, doggy style, any style!

- Oh dear,

- No, no!  Deer runs too fast....